Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmont

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman

What can I say, this quote is self explanatory!

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson

I read an article once about how we lose brain cells while we are pregnant. Really we do. That explains a lot...

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh

So true. My whole life I was such a mild mannered little thing. After the children came I turned into a lioness.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

Of course...

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries

Until they get their drivers license and then you call them every time you hear a siren!

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren

Never alone in our thoughts, never alone in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the....

Happy Mother's Day to all!