Friday, May 8, 2009

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmont

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman

What can I say, this quote is self explanatory!

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson

I read an article once about how we lose brain cells while we are pregnant. Really we do. That explains a lot...

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh

So true. My whole life I was such a mild mannered little thing. After the children came I turned into a lioness.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

Of course...

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries

Until they get their drivers license and then you call them every time you hear a siren!

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren

Never alone in our thoughts, never alone in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the....

Happy Mother's Day to all!


  1. Happy Mother's Day to you! Are you getting that house cleaning wish? If you are like me, they will send you on a short trip or to run errands so you won't be there to critique the work! :) Have a lovely weekend!

  2. VERY CUTE...I especially like the de Vries and Sofia Loren quotes!

    As far as my layout, I used the "minima stretch" layout in the edit template section. Then I just changed the header to something I made on my computer. I would change the header to something even more original, but haven't come up with anything yet...Thanks for your kind feedback!

    Oh, and Happy Mother's Day!

  3. I like and can relate to all of them. Re your cartoon, I can remember so well when my kids used to think I had eyes in the back of my head!

    Happy mother's day to you!


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